jpierrepontcriss:

• Ryan Murphy: We want to give Kurt happier storylines this year
• Kurt: *doesn't win class president*
• Kurt: *doesn't get to be Tony in WSS*
• Kurt: *has someone trying to steal his boyfriend*
• Kurt: *fights with Blaine*
• Kurt: *almost loses Blaine*
• Kurt: *doesn't get into his dream school after nailing his audition*

cracktastic:

They probably had no idea what to do with Kurt, so they gave us the summer to figure it out

at the end they’ll compare their favorite fanfics and that will be canon

• Mom: You're getting pale.
• Me: it's winter.
• Mom: You're losing weight.
• Me: I'm active in sports.
• Mom: You're starting to stay home more and more.
• Me: my 'friends' are busy.
• Mom: You fall asleep in class everyday.
• Me: I don't get a lot of sleep.
• Mom: I found bloody paper towels in your room.
• Me: I had a nose bleed.
• Mom: You take pills constantly.
• Me: I have headaches a lot.
• Mom: I'll take you to the doctor.
• Me: I'm fine.
• Mom: You always say that.
• Me: I don't like people worrying about something insignificant.

roidescoeurs:

I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me

I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.