why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
(via jesus-loves-sluts)
all i want is to possess a cute boy
i meant like having a boyfriend i’m not a demon
i lied i actually am a demon
*snapchats the doctor* does this look infected 2 u
it took me a long time to realise that you weren’t talking about doctor who there
(via t-imelocked)
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
(Source: notskomak, via laurenhotpantslewis)